Otherwise known as "I'll take any opportunity to go shopping!"
NEW SHOES FOR YOM KIPPUR!
So, Friday night/Saturday is the day of atonement and we don't wear leather shoes, so I think to myself:
"Ygirl, you have some shoes that aren't leather, but they are not at all comfy. They should be comfy enough to walk to synagogue while not eating or drinking for 25 hours. What are you going to do?"